Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
Just cropdusted the office
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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