You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
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