no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
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