This girl is more easily done than said...
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Randomize
