I just saw a hot homeless man
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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