Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
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