just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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