she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
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all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
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I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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