She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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