road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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