He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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