went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
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