I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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