Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
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I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
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He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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