We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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