so that wasnt chicken after all
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
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