you turned your livingroom into a bong?
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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