i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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