I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
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