I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
being pregnant is like rehab
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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