So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
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I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
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Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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