Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
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