quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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