Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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