i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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