Barsexuality is the new black.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
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you told grandpa to call you daddy
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
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think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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