I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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