I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
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