Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
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