does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
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