Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
Randomize
