At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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