Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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