She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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