But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
How drunk are you?
Completed.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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