i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
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