More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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