my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
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So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
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I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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