Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
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First date: that requires underwear, huh?
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
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I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
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