so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
ttyl tear gas
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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