a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
I'm always down for nudity.
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