Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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