Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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