I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
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whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
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Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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