is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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