This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Who wears a wallet chain?!
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
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