I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
i may or may not be watching the land before time
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WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
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Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"