We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
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We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
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idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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