ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
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when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
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At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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