I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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