Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
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he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
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So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
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