ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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