if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
My pussy is not your playground.
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I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
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I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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