I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
birth control should be required to get into college
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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