im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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