Got a toothbrush?
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
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